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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Silly Random Quotes - 12

John Keats

I would sooner fail than not be among the greatest.


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Walt Whitman

Some people are so much sunshine to the square inch.


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Heraclitus

Abundance of knowledge does not teach men to be wise.


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Edward Bulwer-Lytton

Refuse to be ill. Never tell people you are ill; never own it to yourself. Illness is one of those things which a man should resist on principle.


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Robert Conklin

It's not the situation... It's your reaction to the situation.


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Clarence Darrow

I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with a lot of pleasure.


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William Henry Hudson, Afoot in England, 1909

You cannot fly like an eagle with the wings of a wren.


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Chuang-tzu

Stay centered by accepting whatever you are doing. This is the ultimate.


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Thomas Merton

The truth that many people never understand, until it is too late, is that the more you try to avoid suffering the more you suffer because smaller and more insignificant things begin to torture you in proportion to your fear of being hurt.


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Boris Pasternak

In every generation there has to be some fool who will speak the truth as he sees it.


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Jim Rohn

Give whatever you are doing and whoever you are with the gift of your attention.


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Aesop

It is with our passions, as it is with fire and water, they are good servants but bad masters.



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