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Ralph Waldo Emerson
Beware when the great God lets loose a thinker on this planet.
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Abraham Joshua Heschel
Just to be is a blessing. Just to live is holy.
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Seneca
Not to feel one's misfortunes is not human, not to bear them in not manly.
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H Hahn Blavatsky
Happiness is an imaginary condition, formerly often attributed by the living to the dead, now usually attributed by adults to children, and by children to adults.
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King Farouk of Egypt, 1948
The whole world is in revolt. Soon there will be only five Kings left--the King of England, the King of Spades, The King of Clubs, the King of Hearts, and the King of Diamonds.
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Herbert Hoover
America - a great social and economic experiment, noble in motive and far-reaching in purpose.
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Herschel Walker
If you train hard, you'll not only be hard, you'll be hard to beat.
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Adrienne E. Gusoff
Living hell is the best revenge.
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Robert Frost
In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life it goes on.
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Henry Miller, The Wisdom of the Heart
Every man has his own destiny: the only imperative is to follow it, to accept it, no matter where it leads him.
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William Cowper
The only true happiness comes from squandering ourselves for a purpose.
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Anne Frank, from The Diary of a Young Girl, January 5, 1944
I go into ecstasies every time I see the naked figure of a woman, such as Venus, for example. It strikes me as so wonderful and exquisite that I have difficulty in stopping the tears rolling down my cheeks.
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