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Bruce Lee
To understand this fully, one must transcend from the duality of 'for' and 'against' into one organic unity which is without distinctions.
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Antonin Scalia
Bear in mind that brains and learning, like muscle and physical skill, are articles of commerce. They are bought and sold. You can hire them by the year or by the hour. The only thing in the world not for sale is character.
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Shelley Winters
I think on-stage nudity is disgusting, shameful and damaging to all things American. But if I were 22 with a great body, it would be artistic, tasteful, patriotic and a progressive religious experience.
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Unknown
What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.
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Dwight Morrow
The world is divided into people who do things, and people who get credit. Try, if you can, to belong to the first class, there is far less competition.
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Menander
Riches cover a multitude of woes.
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A.A. Milne
If one is to be called a liar, one may as well make an effort to deserve the name.
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Dr. Thomas Arnold Bennett
No mind, however loving, could bear to see plainly into all the recess of another mind.
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Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
Everything in the world may be endured, except continual prosperity.
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Warren Buffett
It's only when the tide goes out that you learn who's been swimming naked.
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Peter Ustinov
Contrary to general belief, I do not believe that friends are necessarily the people you like best, they are merely the people who got there first.
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Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
We are shaped and fashioned by what we love.
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