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Clever Random Quotes - 38
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Robert Louis Stephenson
A friend is a gift you give yourself.
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Edward George Bulwer-Lytton
Talent does what it can, Genius does what it must.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
As soon as there is life there is danger.
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William of Wykeham
Manners maketh man.
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George Bernard Shaw
We are told that when Jehovah created the world he saw that it was good what would he say now
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Horace
Of writing well the source and fountainhead is wise thinking.
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Margaret Fuller
It is astonishing what force, purity, and wisdom it requires for a human being to keep clear of falsehoods.
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James Joyce
Jesus was a bachelor and never lived with a woman. Surely living with a woman is one of the most difficult things a man has to do, and he never did it.
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Helen Rowland
Falling in love consists merely in uncorking the imagination and bottling the common-sense.
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Vincent Van Gogh
For my part I know nothing with any certainty, but the sight of the stars makes me dream.
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John Gray, Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus
The process of learning requires not only hearing and applying but also forgetting and then remembering again.
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Darrin Weinberg
It matters not whether you win or lose what matters is whether I win or lose.
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