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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
One day one of my little nephews came up to me and asked me if the equator was a real line that went around the Earth, or just an imaginary one. I had to laugh. Laugh and laugh. Because I didn't know, and I thought that maybe by laughing he would forget what he asked me.
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Dennis Wholey
Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is a little like expecting the bull not to attack you because you are a vegetarian.
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Thomas Paine
Character is much easier kept than recovered.
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Ernest Hemingway
When people talk, listen completely. Most people never listen.
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Agatha Christie
'But it is always interesting when one doesn't see,' she added. 'If you don't see what a thing means, you must be looking at it wrong way around.'
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Horace, Epistles
He who has begun has half done. Dare to be wise; begin!
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Voltaire, (Attributed); originated in "The Friends of Voltaire", 1906, by S. G. Tallentyre (Evelyn Beatrice Hall)
I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.
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Charles Lamb
Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and have her nonsense respected.
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Thomas K. II Mattingly
It's very hard to take yourself too seriously when you look at the world from outer space.
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Henry Watton
In architecture as in all other operative arts, the end must direct the operation. The end is to build well. Well building has three conditions Commodity, Firmness and Delight.
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F. Forrester Church
Religion is the human response to being alive and having to die.
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Tallulah Bankhead
It's the good girls who keep diaries the bad girls never have the time.
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