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G Gaia
The common dogma of fundamentalists is fear of modern knowledge, inability to cope with the fast change in a scientific-technological society, and the real breakdown in apparent moral order in recent years.... That is why hate is the major fuel, fear is the cement of the movement, and superstitious ignorance is the best defence against the dangerous new knowledge. ... When you bring up arguments that cast serious doubts on their cherished beliefs you are not simply making a rhetorical point, you are threatening their whole Universe and their immortality. That provokes anger and quite frequently violence. ... Unfortunately you cannot reason with them and you even risk violence in confronting them. Their numbers will decline only when society stabilizes, and adapts to modernity.
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Deepak Chopra, The Path to Love
The spiritual meaning of love is measured by what it can do. Love is meant to heal. Love is meant to renew. Love is meant to bring us closer to God.
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Al Capone
I have built my organization upon fear.
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Barbara Colorose
If kids come to us educatorsteachers from strong, healthy functioning families, it makes our job easier. If they do not come to us from strong, healthy, functioning families, it makes our job more important.
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Joan L. Curcio
Courageous risks are life-giving, they help you grow, make you brave, and better than you think you are.
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Joseph Addison
Friendship improves happiness, and abates misery, by doubling our joys, and dividing our grief.
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Harold Laki
No important institution is ever merely what the law makes it. It accumulates about itself traditions, conventions, ways of behaviour, which are not less formidable in their influence.
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Bruce Barton
What a curious phenomenon it is that you can get men to die for the liberty of the world who will not make the little sacrifice that is needed to free themselves from their own individual bondage.
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Gen Alfred Gray, USMC
Communications without intelligence is noise; Intelligence without communications is irrelevant.
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Alexander Hamilton, The Farmer Refuted, February 23, 1775
The changes in the human condition are uncertain and frequent. Many, on whom fortune has bestowed her favours, may trace their family to a more unprosperous station; and many who are now in obscurity, may look back upon the affluence and exalted rank of their ancestors.
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Hector Hugh Munro
He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.
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Jim Rohn
The book you don't read cant help.
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