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Anton Pavlovich Chekhov
Man has been endowed with reason, with the power to create, so that he can add to what he's been given. But up to now he hasn't been a creator, only a destroyer. Forests keep disappearing, rivers dry up, wild life's become extinct, and the climate's ruined and the land grows poorer and uglier every day.
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George Mathew Allen
Have a variety of interests ... These interests relax the mind and lessen tension on the nervous system. People with many interests live, not only longest, but happiest.
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John Perry
Hope provides comfort, and hope does not always require probability.
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Burnadette Devlin
To gain that which is worth having, it may be necessary to lose everything else.
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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
When people say that the desert is lifeless, it just makes me want to grab them by the collar and yell, 'Why you stupid, stupid bastard' Then I drive them out into the desert to where the circus is, and point out the many forms of zebra and clown life.
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Dolly Parton
Find out who you are and do it on purpose.
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charlotte bronte, Jane Eyre, page 62
Life appears to me too short to be spent in nursing animosity, or registering wrongs.
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Benjamin Disraeli
We are all born for love. It is the principle of existence, and its only end.
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W. Somerset Maugham
Sometimes people carry to such perfection the mask they have assumed that in due course they actually become the person they seem.
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Nido Qubein
Nothing can add more power to your life than concentrating all your energies on a limited set of targets.
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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
As we were driving, we saw a sign that said 'Watch For Rocks.' Marta said it should read 'Watch For PRETTY Rocks.' I told her she should write in her suggestion to the highway department, but she started saying it was a joke---just to get out of writing a simple letter And I thought I was lazy
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Frank Tyger
Progress is not created by contented people.
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