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Funniest Random Quotes - 69
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John Fitzgerald Kennedy
The full use of your powers along lines of excellence. - definition of happiness by John F. Kennedy.
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Sam Ewig
When you finally go back to your old hometown, you find it wasn't the old home you missed but your childhood.
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H. L. Hunt
Decide what you want, decide what you are willing to exchange for it. Establish your priorities and go to work.
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Edward Bulwer-Lytton
What a mistake to suppose that the passions are strongest in youth! The passions are not stronger, but the control over them is weaker! They are more easily excited, they are more violent and apparent; but they have less energy, less durability, less intense and concentrated power than in the maturer life.
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Alfred North Whitehead
Art is the imposing of a pattern on experience, and our aesthetic enjoyment is recognition of the pattern.
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King Edward the Third, Motto of the order of the Garter
Evil to him who evil thinks. (Honi Soit Qui Mal Pense)
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Roald Dahl
A little nonsense now and then, is cherished by the wisest men.
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Anna Quindlen
A man who builds his own pedestal had better use strong cement.
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Simone de Beauvoir, The Second Sex (1950)
When we abolish the slavery of half of humanity, together with the whole system of hypocrisy it implies, then the division of humanity will reveal its genuine significance and the human couple will find its true form.
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Carl Rowen
There aren't any embarrassing questions--just embarrassing answers.
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Bobcat Goldthwaite
America's one of the finest countries anyone ever stole.
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Wendell Phillips
Physical bravery is an animal instinct moral bravery is much higher and truer courage.
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