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Henry Cate VII
The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
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Charlie McCarthy
When I get smitten, I stay smut.
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Robert A. Humphrey
An undefined problem has an infinite number of solutions.
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Raymond Lindquist
Courage is the power to let go of the familiar.
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Mortimer Collins
A man's as old as he's feeling, A woman as old as she looks.
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The Book of the Golden Precepts
The way to final freedom is within thy self.
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William Hazlitt
If mankind had wished for what is right, they might have had it long ago.
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English Proverb
A man is as old as he feels himself to be.
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Elizabeth Bibesco
Irony is the hygiene of the mind.
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Oscar Fingall O\'Flahertie Wills Wilde
Civilization requires slaves. Human slavery is wrong, insecure, and demoralizing. On mechanical slavery, on the slavery of the machine, the future of the world depends.
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Orison Swett Marden
Our destiny changes with our thought we shall become what we wish to become, do what we wish to do, when our habitual thought corresponds with our desire.
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Elizabeth Drew
The test of literature is, I suppose, whether we ourselves live more intensely for the reading of it.
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