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Henry Ward Beecher
To become an able and successful man in any profession, three things are necessary, nature, study and practice.
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Baltasar Gracian
Great ability develops and reveals itself increasingly with every new assignment.
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Richard Rosen
Anything is possible, but only a few things actually happen.
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Hal Borland
If you would know strength and patience, welcome the company of trees.
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Saint Ambrose
When you are at Rome live in the Roman style when you are elsewhere live as they live elsewhere.
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Richard Needham
When money is seen as a solution for every problem, money itself becomes the problem.
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Friedrich Nietzsche
All credibility, all good conscience, all evidence of truth come only from the senses.
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Kingsley Amis, One Fat Englishman (1963)
It was no wonder that people were so horrible when they started life as children.
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Milton Garland
Don't worry about anything. Worrying never solved anything. All it does is distort your mind.
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Hilary Duff
My life is very crazy and busy, but I love it that way.
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Georg Christoph Lichtenberg
To read means to borrow to create out of one's readings is paying off one's debts.
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Marcus Aurelius Antoninus, "Meditations", book 6.
To stand up -- or be setup?
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