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Sir Winston Churchill
I have always felt that a politician is to be judged by the animosities he excites among his opponents.
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Robert Browning
What's the earth With all its art, verse, music, worth - Compared with love, found, gained, and kept
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Veronica - "Heathers"
My teen angst has a body count.
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Robert Byrne
To err is human, to purr is feline.
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Marcus Aurelius Antoninus
As for life, it is a battle and a sojourning in a strange land but the fame that comes after is oblivion.
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A. H. Weiler
Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn't have to do it himself.
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Mark Twain
Soap and education are not as sudden as a massacre but they are more deadly in the long run.
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Vulgate
Great is truth, and all powerful.
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Seneca
It is not the man who has too little, but the man who craves more, that is poor.
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Chapman Cohen
Gods are fragile things they may be killed by a whiff of science or a dose of common sense.
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Johann von Goethe
He who seizes the right moment is the right man.
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Lucius Annaeus Seneca
We become wiser by adversity prosperity destroys our appreciation of the right.
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