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Confucius
The scholar who cherishes the love of comfort is not fit to be deemed a scholar.
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Marie Curie
Life is not easy for any of us, but what of that? We must have perseverance and above all confidence in ourselves. We must believe that we are gifted in something, and that this thing, at whatever cost, must be attained.
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Pablo Neruda
Es tan corto el amor, y tan largo el olvido. (Love is so short, and forgetting is so long.)
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Arnold Schwarzenegger
Money doesn't make you happy. I now have 50 million but I was just as happy when I had 48 million.
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Alfred Hitchcock
The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.
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Margaret Thatcher
Europe will never be like America. Europe is a product of history. America is a product of philosophy.
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C. S. Lewis, The Abolition of Man
It still remains true that no justification of virtue will enable a man to be virtuous.
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Jeff Melvoin
Check out the Declaration of Independence You think it promises happiness No no no, it talks about the pursuit of happiness. The PURSUIT We've become a nation of wimps We think we're entitled to everything, we want to legislate ourselves into some cozy little cocoon. Well, forget it, Nature Boy. There are no guarantees. Life is nasty, brutish, and short.
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William F. Buckley Jr., "The Wit and Wisdom of Vlad the Impaler"
Knee-jerk liberals and all the certified saints of sanctified humanism are quick to condemn this great and much-maligned Transylvanian statesman.
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Coleman Cox
Keeping your clothes well pressed will keep you from looking hard pressed.
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Virgil
Nunc scio quit sit amor.
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Theodore Roosevelt
Far better it is to dare mighty things, to win glorious triumphs, even though checkered by failure, than to take rank with those poor spirits who neither enjoy nor suffer much, because they live in the gray twilight that knows neither victory nor defeat.
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