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Jewish Proverb
Make sure to be in with your equals if you're going to fall out with your superiors.
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Unknown
Great minds discuss ideas Average minds discuss events Small minds discuss people.
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Terry Pratchett, Eric
The consensus seemed to be that if really large numbers of men were sent to storm the mountain, then enough might survive the rocks to take the citadel. This is essentially the basis of all military thinking.
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Joseph Conrad
Words, as is well known, are great foes of reality.
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Faye Wattleton
The only safe ship in a storm is leadership.
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Amy Dacyczyn
Frugality without creativity is deprivation.
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Alexandre Dumas
I prefer the wicked rather than the foolish. The wicked sometimes rest.
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William Shakespeare
Let me have men about me that are fat, Sleek-headed men, and such as sleep o' nights Yond Cassius has a lean and hungry look He thinks too much such men are dangerous.
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Miguel de Cervantes
As ill-luck would have it.
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Albert Einstein
It is mathematics that offers the exact natural sciences a certain measure of security which, without mathematics, they could not attain.
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Koran
He deserves Paradise who makes his companions laugh.
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Plato
When men speak ill of thee, live so as nobody may believe them.
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