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Amusing Random Quotes - 17
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James Joyce
History is a nightmare from which I am trying to awake.
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Groucho Marx
In America you can go on the air and kid the politicians, and the politicians can go on the air and kid the people.
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Martha Graham
Dance is the hidden language of the soul of the body.
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Miguel de Cervantes
Never stand begging for that which you have the power to earn.
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Bertrand Russell
War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
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Haida Indian saying
We do not inherit this land from our ancestors; we borrow it from our children.
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Pablo Picasso
There are painters who transform the sun to a yellow spot, but there are others who with the help of their art and their intelligence, transform a yellow spot into the sun.
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Karl Kraus
Solitude would be ideal if you could pick the people to avoid.
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Cesare Pavese
It is not that the child lives in a world of imagination, but that the child within us survives and starts into life only at rare moments of recollection, which makes us believe, and it is not true, that, as children, we were imaginative?
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John Henry Newman
The world is content with setting right the surface of things.
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Elizabeth Taylor
Success is a great deodorant.
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Socrates
Envy is the ulcer of the soul.
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