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Kahlil Gibran
What is this world that is hastening me toward I know not what, viewing me with contempt
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Polish Proverb
The woman cries before the wedding and the man after.
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Georg Christoph Lichtenberg
Nothing is more conducive to peace of mind than not having any opinions at all.
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Daniel Webster
Good intentions will always be pleaded for every assumption of authority. It is hardly too strong to say that the Constitution was made to guard the people against the dangers of good intentions. There are men in all ages who mean to govern well, but they mean to govern. They promise to be good masters, but they mean to be masters.
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Jean De la Fontaine
Nothing is so dangerous as an ignorant friend; A wise enemy is worth more.
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Kahlil Gibran
History does not repeat itself except in the minds of those who do not know history.
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Wilson Mizner
To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.
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Charles-Damian Boulogne
To linger in the observation of things other than the self implies a profound conviction of their worth.
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Voltaire
There is an astonishing imagination, even in the science of mathematics... We repeat, there was far more imagination in the head of Archimedes than in that of Homer.
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Georg Christoph Lichtenberg
The sure conviction that we could if we wanted to is the reason so many good minds are idle.
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Spinoza
Be not astonished at new ideas for it is well known to you that a thing does not therefore cease to be true because it is not accepted by many.
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George Bernard Shaw
Few of us have vitality enough to make any of our instincts imperious.
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