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Confucius
Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall.
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Johann von Goethe
Anecdotes and maxims are rich treasures to the man of the world, for he knows how to introduce the former at fit place in conversation.
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Albert Einstein
He who can no longer pause to wonder and stand rapt in awe, is as good as dead his eyes are closed.
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Samuel McChord Crothers
A prose writer gets tired of writing prose, and wants to be a poet. So he begins every line with a capital letter, and keeps on writing prose.
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Shirley Chisholm
The emotional, sexual, and psychological stereotyping of females begins when the doctor says 'It's a girl.'
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Israel Zangwill
The Past Our cradle, not our prison there is danger as well as appeal in its glamor. The past is for inspiration, not imitation, for continuation, not repitition.
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Douglas Adams
You live and learn. At any rate, you live.
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Oliver Wendell Holmes
The great act of faith is when a man decides he is not God.
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Mario Puzo
Never get angry. Never make a threat. Reason with people.
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Abraham Lincoln
The Lord prefers common-looking people. That is why he makes so many of them.
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Scott Adams
You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.
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Carl Sagan
I maintain there is much more wonder in science than in pseudoscience. And in addition, to whatever measure this term has any meaning, science has the additional virtue, and it is not an inconsiderable one, of being true.
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