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Aristotle, Politics
Again, men in general desire the good, and not merely what their fathers had.
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Dave Barry
I think Superman should go on the Larry King show and announce that he would come back to life if people in all 50 states wanted him to.
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Kin Hubbard
One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mousetrap you set the night before.
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Ovid
Overlook our deeds, since you know that crime was absent from our inclination.
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Thomas Jefferson
I live for books.
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George Sand
Life in common among people who love each other is the ideal of happiness.
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Leonardo DaVinci
Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication.
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Tim Robbins
It simply comes down to this, Get Busy Living, or Get Busy Dying.
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Mitch Ratcliffe
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history, with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.
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Henry C. Blinn
Mistakes live in the neighbourhood of truth and therefore delude us.
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Bret Harte
The only sure thing about luck is that it will change.
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Senator Everett Dirksen
A billion here, a billion there, pretty soon it adds up to real money.
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