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Sen O\'Faolin
It is really the undergraduate who makes a university, gives it its lasting character, smell, feel, quality, tradition ... whose presence creates it and whose memories preserve it.
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Hannah Whitall Smith
The true secret of giving advice is, after you have honestly given it, to be perfectly indifferent whether it is taken or not, and never persist in trying to set people right.
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Holly Lisle
You must learn to face the fact, always, that you choose to do what you do, and that everything you do affects not only you but others.
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Robertson Davies
The love of truth lies at the root of much humor.
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Malcolm Forbes
It's so much easier to suggest solutions when you don't know too much about the problem.
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A. Whitney Brown
Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can find Kuwait.
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John F. Kennedy
Our problems are man-made, therefore they may be solved by man. No problem of human destiny is beyond human beings.
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Luciano de Crescento
We are each of us angels with only one wing, and we can only fly by embracing one another.
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Anonymous
Some people get angry because God put thorns on roses, while others praise him for putting roses among thorns.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
All life is an experiment. The more experiments yoiu make the better.
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Samuel Butler
The three most important parts a man has are, briefly, his private parts, his money and his religious beliefs.
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Robert
Everything is in a state of flux, including the status quo.
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