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Aretha Franklin
I always felt rock and roll was very, very wholesome music.
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William Rotsler
How rare and wonderful is that flash of a moment when we realize we have discovered a friend.
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Neil Postman
The whole problem with news on television comes down to this: all the words uttered in an hour of news coverage could be printed on page of a newspaper. And the world cannot be understood in one page.
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Elaine Agather
Attitude is more important than reality.
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Charles De Gaulle
Since a politician never believes what he says, he is quite surprised to be taken at his word.
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James Baldwin
You think your pains and heartbreaks are unprecedented in the history of the world, but then you read. It was books that taught me that the things that tormented me were the very things that connected me with all the people who were alive, or who have ever been alive.
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Virginia Crocheron Gildersleeve
The ability to think straight, some knowledge of the past, some vision of the future, some skill to do useful service, some urge to fit that service into the well-being of the community-these are the most vital things education must try to produce.
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Sigmund Freud
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
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Andre Gide
Obtain from yourself all that makes complaining useless. No longer implore from others what you yourself can obtain.
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Alexander Pope, An Essay on Criticism
To err is human, to forgive divine.
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Alexis Carrel
All of us, at certain moments of our lives, need to take advice and to receive help from other people.
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Lewis Carroll
Brave men are all vertebrates they have their softness on the surface and their toughness in the middle.
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