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Amusing Random Quotes - 47
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Walt Whitman
From this hour I ordain myself loos'd of limits and imaginary lines, Going where I list, my own master total and absolute, Listening to others, considering well what they say, Pausing, searching, receiving, contemplating, Gently, but with undeniable will, divesting myself of the holds that would hold me.
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Jonathan Swift
Fine words! I wonder where you stole them.
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Wystan Hugh Auden
Goodness is easier to recognize than to define.
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Sue Murphy
Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in I think that's how dogs spend their lives.
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Pablo Picasso
Art is a lie that tells the truth.
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William Shakespeare
Like as the waves make towards the pebbled shore, So do our minutes hasten to their end.
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Euripides
Man's best possession is a sympathetic wife.
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Dorothy L. Sayers
The worst sin - perhaps the only sin - passion can commit, is to be joyless.
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Martin Tupper
Memory is not wisdom; idiots can by rote repeat volumes. Yet what is wisdom without memory?
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John Holt
The true test of character is not how much we know how to do, but how we behave when we don't know what to do.
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N. W. Dougherty
The ideal engineer is a composite ... He is not a scientist, he is not a mathematician, he is not a sociologist or a writer but he may use the knowledge and techniques of any or all of these disciplines in solving engineering problems.
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Mark Twain, Greatly Exaggerated
The best coffee in Europe is Vienna coffee, compared to which all other coffee is fluid poverty.
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