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Miriam Beard
Certainly, travel is more than the seeing of sights; it is a change that goes on, deep and permanent, in the ideas of living.
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Mark Twain
An enemy can partly ruin a man, but it takes a good-natured injudicious friend to complete the thing and make it perfect.
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C. D. Tavares
Since when is public safety the root password to the Constitution
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Edward Wallis Hoch
There is so much good in the worst of us, And so much bad in the best of us, That it hardly behooves any of us To talk about the rest of us.
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Gian Vincenzo Gravina
A bore is a man who deprives you of solitude without providing you with company.
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David Bailey
It takes a lot of imagination to be a good photographer. You need less imagination to be a painter because you can invent things. But in photography everything is so ordinary it takes a lot of looking before you learn to see the extraordinary.
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Anon.
A poet is someone who is astonished by everything.
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John Locke
I have always thought the actions of men the best interpreters of their thoughts.
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Mark Twain
Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear, and the blind can read.
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William Allen White
I am not afraid of tomorrow, for I have seen yesterday and I love today.
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H. E. Martz
He who builds a better mousetrap these days runs into material shortages, patent-infringement suits, work stoppages, collusive bidding, discount discrimination--and taxes.
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Max Born
The belief that there is only one truth and that oneself is in possession of it seems to me the deepest root of all evil that is in the world.
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