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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Amusing Random Quotes - 27

Guy Davenport

Sometimes when reading Goethe I have a paralyzing suspicion that he is trying to be funny.


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Charles De Gaulle

Now I shall return to my village and there will remain at the disposition of the nation.


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Appius Claudius

Every man is the architect of his own fortune.


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Golda Meir

To be or not to be is not a question of compromise. Either you be or you don't be.


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St, Elizabeth Ann Seton (1774-1821) Foundress of the Sisters of Charity, USA, Speech given in the Diocese of Baltimore

Live simply, so that all may simply live.


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Erich Fromm

Conditions for creativity are to be puzzled to concentrate to accept conflict and tension to be born everyday to feel a sense of self.


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Michel Eyquem de Montaigne

He who fears he will suffer, already suffers because of his fear.


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Ni\'matullah Wali

The tendency of man's nature to good is like the tendency of water to flow downwards. There are none but have this tendency to good, just as all water flows downwards. Now by striking water and causing it to leap up, you may make it go.


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L. Ron Hubbard, www.scientology.org

Dreams, goals, ambitions - these are the stuff man uses for fuel.


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John Ruskin

What we think, or what we know, or what we believe is, in the end, of little consequence. The only consequence is what we do.


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Tom Robbins

There are many things worth living for, there are a few things worth dying for, but there is nothing worth killing for.


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Aristotle, Nichomachean Ethics

Piety requires us to honor truth above our friends.



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