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Kahlil Gibran
What do the nationalists say about killers punishing murderers and thieves sentencing looters
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Charles De Gaulle
The great leaders have always stage-managed their effects.
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Solon
Reprove thy friend privately commend him publicly.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
Fame is proof that people are gullible.
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Sir Arther Connan Doyle, Sherlock Holmes
And once again Mr. Sherlock Holmes is free to devote his life to examining those interesting little problems which the complexity of human life so pletifuly presents.
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John W. Gardner, quoted by Bill Moyers
History never looks like history when you are living through it.
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Simone de Beauvoir
It is in the knowledge of the genuine conditions of our lives that we must draw our strength to live and our reasons for living.
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Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray
...my dear boy, no woman is a genius. They are a decorative sex. They never have anything to say, but they say it charmingly. Women represent the triumph of matter over mind, just as men represent the triumph of mind over morals.
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Alfred E. Newman
Crime does not pay ... as well as politics.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
Be and not seem.
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Edward Young
Much learning shows how little mortals know; much wealth, how little worldings enjoy.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
Whatever you do, you need courage. Whatever course you decide upon, there is always someone to tell you that you are wrong. There are always difficulties arising that tempt you to believe your critics are right. To map out a course of action and follow it to an end requires some of the same courage that a soldier needs. Peace has its victories, but it takes brave men and women to win them.
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