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Amusing Random Quotes - 77
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Sigmund Freud, (Attributed)
The first human being who hurled an insult instead of a stone was the founder of civilization.
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Walter Lippmann
The final test of a leader is that he leaves behind him in other men the conviction and the will to carry on.
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Joseph Heller
Catch 22
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John Heywood
A man may well bring a horse to the water but he cannot make him drink.
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George Moore
A person travels the world over in search of what he needs and returns home to find it.
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Margaret Thatcher
Europe will never be like America. Europe is a product of history. America is a product of philosophy.
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Albert Camus
Greatness consists in trying to be great. There is no other way.
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Helen Keller
Everything has its wonders, even darkness and silence, and I learn, whatever state I am in, therein to be content.
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Sir Winston Churchill
It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
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Thomas a Kempis
Of two evils we must always choose the least.
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Ludwig Erhard
A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece.
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Mickey Rooney
You always pass failure on the way to success.
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