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T. T. Munger
Knowledge and personality make doubt possible, but knowledge is also the cure of doubt; and when we get a full and adequate sense of personality we are lifted into a region where doubt is almost impossible, for no man can know himself as he is, and all fullness of his nature, without also knowing God.
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Swingers
Trent You're so money and you don't even know it
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Charles Haddon Spurgeon
By perseverance the snail reached the ark.
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Oscar Wilde
Work is the curse of the drinking class.
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Andrew Schneider
Life is everywhere. The earth is throbbing with it, it's like music. The plants, the creatures, the ones we see, the ones we don't see, it's like one, big, pulsating symphony.
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Thomas a Kempis
Of two evils we must always choose the least.
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Voltaire
If God created us in his own image, we have more than reciprocated.
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Marie Leneru
To succeed is nothing, it's an accident. but to feel is no doubts about oneself is something very different it is character.
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John Burroughs
It is always easier to believe than to deny. Our minds are naturally affirmative.
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Mark Twain
A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.
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Lewis Mumford
Our national flower is the concrete cloverleaf.
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Lewis Thomas
The cloning of humans is on most of the lists of things to worry about from Science, along with behaviour control, genetic engineering, transplanted heads, computer poetry and the unrestrained growth of plastic flowers.
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