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Marilyn Ferguson
Fear is a question: What are you afraid of, and why? Just as the seed of health is in illness, because illness contains information, your fears are a treasure house of self-knowledge if you explore them.
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Desiderius Erasmus
When I get a little money, I buy books. And if there is any left over, I buy food.
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Michelangelo Buonarroti
I hope that I may always desire more than I can accomplish.
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Louis A. Berman
A good teacher is a master of simplification and an enemy of simplism.
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Arnold Schwarzenegger
The mind is the limit. As long as the mind can envision the fact that you can do something, you can do it-as long as you really believe 100 percent.
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George Bernard Shaw
When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth.
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Michael J. Fox
I am careful not to confuse excellence with perfection. Excellence, I can reach for perfection is God's business.
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Thomas Jefferson
Shake off all the fears of servile prejudices, under which weak minds are servilely crouched. Fix reason firmly in her seat, and call on her tribunal for every fact, every opinion. Question with boldness even the existence of a God; because, if there be one, he must more approve of the homage of reason than that of blindfolded fear.
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Andre Maurois
Above all things, never be afraid. The enemy who forces you to retreat is himself afraid of you at that very moment.
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Hippocrates
Healing is a matter of time, but it is sometimes also a mater of opportunity.
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Sydney Smith
Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goals.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
Heaven always bears some proportion to earth. The god of the cannibal will be a cannibal, of the crusades a crusader, and of the merchants a merchant.
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