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Sophocles
What you cannot enforce, do not command.
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H. E. Luccock
No one can whistle a symphony. It takes an orchestra to play it.
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Anon.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism, to steal ideas from many is research.
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Ed Gardner
Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.
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Lucius Annaeus Seneca
Nothing costs so much as what is bought by prayers.
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Abraham Lincoln
Most folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be.
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Sam Ewig
The government deficit is the difference between the amount of money the government spends and the amount it has the nerve to collect.
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Marcus Aurelius Antoninus
Waste no more time talking about great souls and how they should be. Become one yourself
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Louise Erdrich
They were so strong in their beliefs that there came a time when it hardly mattered what exactly those beliefs were; they all fused into a single stubbornness.
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Aeschylus
A prosperous fool is a grievous burden.
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Albert Einstein
In order to form an immaculate member of a flock of sheep one must, above all, be a sheep.
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Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
The best fortune that can fall to a man is that which corrects his defects and makes up for his failings.
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