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Taisen Deshimaru
If you are not happy here and now, you never will be.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
The reward for a thing well done is to have done it.
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Jawahar Lal Neheru
When the present is full of gloom, the past becomes haven of refuge that provides relief and inspiration.
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Pete Townshend
Nothing we human beings do is without emotion.
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John Steinbeck, The Winter of our Discontent
Money does not change the sickness, only the symptoms.
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Eric Butterworth
Dont go through life, GROW through life.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
Common sense is as rare as genius.
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Oprah Winfrey
My philosophy is that not only are you responsible for your life, but doing the best at this moment puts you in the best place for the next moment.
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George W. Bush, September 20, 2001
Whether we bring our enemies to justice or bring justice to our enemies, justice will be done.
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Charlie Finley
Sweat plus sacrifice equals success.
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Abraham Lincoln
Discourage litigation. Persuade your neighbors to compromise whenever you can. As a peacemaker the lawyer has superior opportunity of being a good man. There will still be business enough.
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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
When you're going up the stairs and you take a step, kick the other leg up high behind you to keep people from following too close.
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