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Anne Frank
Who would ever think that so much went on in the soul of a young girl?
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Douglas Adams
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
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Jamiroquai, Virtual Insanity
We can always take but never give.
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Jan Glidewell
You can clutch the past so tightly to your chest that it leaves your arms too full to embrace the present.
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Steven Wright
It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
Truth is the summit of being; justice is the application of it to affairs.
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Buddha
Times of luxury do not last long, but pass away very quickly nothing in this world can be long enjoyed.
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Graffito, in Los Angeles
I shot an arrow into the air, and it stuck.
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Federico Fellni
I claim the right to contradict myself. I don't want to deprive myself of the right to talk nonsense, and I ask humbly to be allowed to be wrong sometimes.
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May Sarton, Mrs. Stevens Hears the Mermaids Singing, 1965
The minute one utters a certainty, the opposite comes to mind.
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Robert Frost
The best way out is always through.
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Plato
No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education.
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