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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Silly Random Quotes - 22

Babe Didrikson

Luck? Sure. But only after long practice and only with the ability to think under pressure.


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Kathleen Norris

Life is easier to take than you think; all that is necessary is to accept the impossible, do without the indispensable and bear the intolerable.


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George Herbert

Sometimes the best gain is to lose.


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Al Capone

I am like any other man. All I do is supply a demand.


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Aristotle

A whole is that which has beginning, middle and end.


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Thomas Carlyle

What we become depends on what we read after all of the professors have finished with us. The greatest university of all is a collection of books.


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Napoleon Hill

The majority of men meet with failure because of their lack of persistence in creating new plans to take the place of those which fail.


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Harry S Truman

The absence of war is not peace.


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Pete Johnson

Strategy is a style of thinking, a conscious and deliberate process, an intensive implementation system, the science of insuring future success.


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Susanne Millen

Only cat lovers know the luxury of fur-coated, musical hot water bottles that never go cold.


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Charles de Gaulle

For glory gives herself only to those who have always dreamed of her.


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Swedish Carol

Dear brightest star o'er Bethlehem, O let your precious light shine in with hope and peace toward men in every home tonight.



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