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Silly Random Quotes - 32
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Thomas Dekker
Sleep is the golden chain that ties health and our bodies together.
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Carl Friedrich Gauss, from Sartorius von Waltershausen, "Gauss zum Gedachtniss" [1856]
Mathematics is the queen of the sciences.
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Jeseph Joubert
Justice is the truth in action.
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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let 'em go, because, man, they're gone.
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Audrey Hepburn
Remember, if you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm. . . . As you grow older you will discover that you have two hands. One for helping yourself, the other for helping others.
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Napoleon Bonaparte
It requires more courage to suffer than to die.
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Stanislaw Lec
The first condition of immortality is death.
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Roscoe Pound
The law must be stable, but it must not stand still.
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Anonymous
The best way to succeed in life is to act on the advice we give to others.
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Thomas Fuller
All commend patience, but none can endure to suffer.
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Robert Louis Stephenson
Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap but by the seeds that you plant.
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Joseph Wood Krutch
Both the cockroach and the bird would get along very well without us, although the cockroach would miss us most.
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