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Willa Sibert Cather
Where there is great love, there are always miracles.
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Michael Crichton, Caltech Michelin Lecture, January 17, 2003
Historically, the claim of consensus has been the first refuge of scoundrels; it is a way to avoid debate by claiming that the matter is already settled.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
There is always room for a man of force, and he makes room for many.
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Lois McMaster Bujold
If you're trying to take a roomful of people by surprise, it's a lot easier to hit your targets if you don't yell going through the door.
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Jewish Proverb
A pessimist, confronted with two bad choices, chooses both.
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Steven Wright
If a word in the dictionary were mispelled, how would we know?
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John Henry Newman
To holy people the very name of Jesus is a name to feed upon, a name to transport. His name can raise the dead and transfigure and beautify the living.
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Harold Ross
I asked Ring Lardner the other day how he writes his short stories, and he said he wrote a few widely separated words or phrases on a piece of paper and then went back and filled in the spaces.
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Elvis Presley
I sing all kinds.
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Theodore Parker
Magnificent promises are always to be suspected.
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Eliel Saarinen
Always design a thing by considering it in its next larger context -- a chair in a room, a room in a house, a house in an environment, an environment in a city plan.
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Author Unknown
Luck is a very good word if you put a P before it.
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