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Humorous Random Quotes - 5
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Mohammed
When a man marries, he has fulfilled half of (his) faith. So let him remain conscious of God regarding the remaining half
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Beverly Nichols
Marriage: a book of which the first chapter is written in poetry and the remaining chapters in prose.
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Friedrich Nietzsche, The Gay Science, section 130
The Christian resolution to find the world ugly and bad has made the world ugly and bad.
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Stephen Spender
History is the ship carrying living memories to the future.
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Randy K. Milholland, Something Positive webcomic, 09-17-05
Sometimes old things need to go away. That way, we have room for the new things that come into our lives.
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Thomas Mann
It is impossible for ideas to compete in the marketplace if no forum for their presentation is provided or available.
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Margaret Halsey
Some people talk because they think sound is more manageable than silence.
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Kahlil Gibran
They consider me to have sharp and penetrating vision because I see them through the mesh of a sieve.
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Dan Cook
The opera isn't over till the fat lady sings.
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David Zucker
Quit now, you'll never make it. If you disregard this advice, you'll be halfway there.
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Oscar Wilde, upon being told the cost of an operation
I suppose that I shall have to die beyond my means.
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James M. Barrie
Life is a long lesson in humility.
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