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George-Louis Leclerc de Buffon
Genius is only a greater aptitude for patience.
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Glen Raphael
Most people believe that if you go in and try to micromanage a forest, it is possible to destroy the very thing that makes it a unique and special place. That's just as true of the Net.
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Rebecca West
I...have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is. I only know that people call me a feminist when I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat, or a prostitute.
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Ovid
We two are to ourselves a crowd.
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William Shakespeare
See first that the design is wise and just that ascertained, pursue it resolutely do not for one repulse forego the purpose that you resolved to effect.
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Catherine de Hueck Doherty
Acquire inner peace and a multitude will find their salvation near you.
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Mark Caine
The first step toward success is taken when you refuse to be a captive of the environment in which you first find yourself.
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Hal Borland
The ultimate wisdom which deals with beginnings, remains locked in a seed. There it lies, the simplest fact of the universe and at the same time the one which calls faith rather than reason.
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Frank Herbert, Dune
Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
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Gene Roddenberry
I think God is as much a basic ingredient in the universe as neutrons and positrons. This is the prime force, when we look around the universe.
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Nelson Boswell
The first and most important step toward success is the feeling that we can succeed.
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Conan Doyle
It is an old maxim of mine that when you have excluded the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth.
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