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Funniest Random Quotes - 29
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George Linley
Thou art gone from my gaze like a beautiful dream, And I seek thee in vain by the meadow and stream.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
Character is higher than intellect... A great soul will be strong to live, as well as to think.
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Harry S Truman
Those who want the Government to regulate matters of the mind and spirit are like men who are so afraid of being murdered that they commit suicide to avoid assassination.
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Louisa May Alcott
Love is a great beautifier.
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George W. Douglas
Each happiness of yesterday is a memory for tomorrow.
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Plautus
He means well is useless unless he does well.
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Samuel Butler
All philosophies, if you ride them, are nonsense, but some are greater nonsense than others.
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Margaret Cho, weblog, 01-27-04
Thankfully, beauty is easier to remove than apply, and a swipe of demaquillage in the right direction and you are you once again.
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George Santayana
Intolerance itself is a form of egoism, and to condemn egoism intolerantly is to share it.
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Lee Iacocca
Do you want me to tell you something really subversive Love is everything it's cracked up to be. That's why people are so cynical about it. . . . It really is worth fighting for, being brave for, risking everything for. And the trouble is, if you don't risk anything, you risk even more.
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Jules Verne, 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea, Chapter 19
How tranquil is a coral tomb, and may the heavens grant that my companions and I be buried in no other!
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Publilius Syrus
It is a very hard undertaking to seek to please everybody.
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