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Ronald Reagan
There were so many candidates on the platform that there were not enough promises to go around.
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Unknown, Sign on a restaurant tip jar
If you fear change, leave it here.
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H. G. Wells
The crisis of today is the joke of tomorrow.
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Sir Richard Francis Burton
Conquer thyself, till thou has done this, thou art but a slave for it is almost as well to be subjected to another's appetite as to thine own.
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Abigail Adams, letter to her sister, Mary Smith Cranch, 1784
I begin to think, that a calm is not desirable in any situation in life....Man was made for action and for bustle too, I believe.
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Edna St. Vincent Millay
Soar, eat ether, see what has never been seen; depart, be lost, but climb.
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Sophocles
Show me the man who keeps his house in hand, He's fit for public authority.
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Lucius Accius
A man whose life has been dishonourable is not entitled to escape disgrace in death.
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George Santayana
Science is nothing but developed perception, interpreted intent, common sense rounded out and minutely articulated.
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Herbert Schiller
For manipulation to be most effective, evidence of its presence should be nonexistent... It is essential, therefore, that people who are manipulated believe in the neutrality of their key social institutions.
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CaddyShack
Judge Smails It's easy to grin When your ship comes in And you've got the stock market beat. But the man worthwhile, Is the man who can smile, When his shorts are too tight in the seat.
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Charles Dickens
There is a wisdom of the head, and ... a wisdom of the heart.
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