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T. S. Eliot
And the wind shall say Here were decent godless people. Their only monument the asphalt road. And a thousand lost golf balls.
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Clare Ansberry
Gardens and flowers have a way of bringing people together, drawing them from their homes.
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Alexis Charles Henri Clrel de Tocqueville
Democracy and socialism have nothing in common but one word, equality. But notice the difference while democracy seeks equality in liberty, socialism seeks equality in restraint and servitude.
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Andrew Schneider
There's a lot to be said for self-delusionment when it comes to matters of the heart.
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Johann von Goethe
For a man to achieve all that is demanded of him he must regard himself as greater than he is.
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Carl Gustav Jung
The least of things with a meaning is worth more in life than the greatest of things without it.
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George Herbert Walker Bush
America is never wholly herself unless she is engaged in high moral principle. We as a people have such a purpose today. It is to make kinder the face of the nation and gentler the face of the world.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
We find delight in the beauty and happiness of children that makes the heart too big for the body.
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David Lloyd George
Don't be afraid to take a big step. You can't cross a chasm in two small jumps.
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Luis Cernada
Everything beautiful has its moment, and then passes away.
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Peter McWilliams
Negative thinking is always expensive--dragging us down mentally, emotionally, and physically--hence I refer to any indulgence in it as a luxury.
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William Shakespeare
Beware Of entrance to a quarrel but being in, Bear't that the opposed may beware of thee. Give every man thy ear, but few thy voice Take each man's censure, but reserve thy judgment. Costly thy habit as thy purse can buy, But not express'd in fancy rich, not gaudy For the apparel oft proclaims the man.
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