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Horace Mann
A teacher who is attempting to teach without inspiring the pupil with a desire to learn is hammering on a cold iron.
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Cindy Adams
Success has made failures of many men.
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John von Neumann
Anyone who considers arithmetical methods of producing random digits is, of course, in a state of sin.
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William James
The stream of thought flows on; but most of its segments fall into the bottomless abyss of oblivion. Of some, no memory survives the instant of their passage. Of others, it is confined to a few moments, hours or days. Others, again, leave vestiges which are indestructible, and by means of which they may be recalled as long as life endures.
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Euripides
Leave no stone unturned.
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William Shakespeare, "King Henry V", Act 5 scene 1
There is occasions and causes why and wherefore in all things.
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Albert Schweitzer
Reverence for life brings us into a spiritual relation with the world which is independent of all knowledge of the universe.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist.
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Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.
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Harry Homes
Ignorance is the mother of fear.
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William Shakespeare
O, woe is me, To have seen what I have seen, see what I see
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Zen Proverb
Sit quiety, doing nothing, spring comes, and the grass grows by itself.
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