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Gregory Bateson, "Mind and Matter"
In the transmission of human culture, people always attempt to replicate, to pass on to the next generation the skills and values of the parents, but the attempt always fails because cultural transmission is geared to learning, not D.N.A.
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Publilius Syrus
There are some remedies worse than the disease.
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Sigmund Freud
One is very crazy when in love.
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Jules Feiffer
Maturity is only a short break in adolescence.
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Jessamyn West
It is very easy to forgive others their mistakes it takes more grit and gumption to forgive them for having witnessed your own.
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Edgar Lee Masters
Genius is a bend in the creek where bright water has gathered, and which mirrors the trees, the sky and the banks. It just does that because it is there and the scenery is there. Talent is a fine mirror with a silver frame, with the name of the owner engraved on the back.
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Robert Byrne
Until you walk a mile in another man's moccasins you can't imagine the smell.
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Diane Westlake
Whatever the struggle continue the climb it may be only one step to the summit.
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Albert Einstein
I believe that whoever tries to think things through honestly will soon recognize how unworthy and even fatal is the traditional bias against Negroes. What can the man of good will do to combat this deeply rooted prejudice He must have the courage to set an example by words and deed, and must watch lest his children become influenced by racial bias.
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Josh Billings
Laughing is the sensation of feeling good all over and showing it principally in one spot.
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Anon.
Discretion is being able to raise your eyebrow instead of your voice.
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B. F. Skinner, New Scientist, May 21, 1964
Education is what survives when what has been learned has been forgotten.
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