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Sue S. Taylor
Occasionally, I have to think like myself to remember where I put something.
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Doug Larson
Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.
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George Bernard Shaw
Chess is a foolish expedient for making idle people believe they are doing something very clever when they are only wasting their time.
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Frederick Buechner
Religion points to that area of human experience where in one way or another man comes upon mystery as a summons to pilgrimage.
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Marty Bucella
When it comes to staying young, a mind lift beats a face lift any day.
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St. Francis of Assissi
Witness at all times. If necessary, use words.
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J.W. Eagan
Never judge a book by its movie.
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Eric Hoffer
The Paleolithic hunters who painted the unsurpassed animal murals on the ceiling of the cave at Altamira had only rudimentary tools. Art is older than production for use, and play older than work. Man was shaped less by what he had to do than by what he did in playful moments. It is the child in man that is the source of his uniqueness and creativeness, and the playground is the optimal milieu for the unfolding of his capacities.
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Hannah Nixon
I am sure you will be guided right in your decision, to place implicit faith in his integrity and honesty. Best wishes from one who has known Richard longer than anyone else. His mother.
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French Proverb
Pray, pray very much but beware of telling God what you want.
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Anatole France
The whole art of teaching is only the art of awakening the natural curiosity of young minds for the purpose of satisfying it afterwards.
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Henry David Thoreau, Jan. 3, 1861
Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth.
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