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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Silly Random Quotes - 62

Samuel Cunningham

Preparation is not the enemy of success, but a dear friend. Be good to yourself and the favor will return.


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James A. Garfield

Be fit for more than the thing you are now doing. Let everyone know that you have a reserve in yourself that you have more power than you are now using. If you are not too large for the place you occupy, you are too small for it.


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Alexis Carrel

All great men are gifted with intuition. They know without reasoning or analysis, what they need to know.


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Lucius Annaeus Seneca

All art is but imitation of nature.


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Plutarch

Know how to listen, and you will profit even from those who talk badly.


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Bertrand Russell, Unpopular Essays (1950), "Outline of Intellectual Rubbish"

Fear is the main source of superstition, and one of the main sources of cruelty. To conquer fear is the beginning of wisdom.


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Steven Wright

I have an existential map. It has 'You are here' written all over it.


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Charles Mingu

Making the simple complicated is commonplace making the complicated simple, awesomely simple, that's creativity.


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Konstantin Eduardovich Tsiolkovsky

The Earth is the Cradle of the Mind -- but one cannot eternally live in a cradle.


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Lin Yutang, O Magazine, October 2002

Besides the noble art of getting things done, there is a nobler art of leaving things undone…The wisdom of life consists in the elimination of nonessentials.


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James Russell Lowell

There is no good in arguing with the inevitable. The only argument available with an east wind is to put on your overcoat.


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Harry S Truman

Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive. And don't ever apologize for anything.



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