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If you get up one time more than you fall, you will make it through.
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Fred Thompson
After two years in Washington, I often long for the realism and sincerity of Hollywood.
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George Bernard Shaw
I make a fortune from criticizing the policy of the government, and then hand it over to the government in taxes to keep it going.
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George Eliot
There is no feeling, except the extremes of fear and grief, that does not find relief in music.
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Janis Joplin
On stage, I make love to 25,000 people, then I go home alone.
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Judith Stern
Experience a comb life gives you after you lose your hair.
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Bernard Joseph Saurin
Slander is a vice that strikes a double blow; wounding both him that commits, and him against whom it is committed.
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Horace Mann
Be ashamed to die unless you have won some victory for humanity.
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Adlai E. Jr. Stevenson
My definition of a free society is a society where it is safe to be unpopular.
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Bertrand Russell
Most people would sooner die than think; in fact they do so.
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Peter McWilliams
To the degree we're not living our dreams, our comfort zone has more control of us than we have over ourselves.
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Felix Frankfurter
Fragile as reason is and limited as law is as the institutionalised medium of reason, that's all we have between us and the tyranny of mere will and the cruelty of unbridled, undisciplined feelings.
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