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Oscar Wilde
Life imitates art more than art imitates life.
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Thomas Jefferson
Some men look at constitutions with sanctimonious reverence ... too sacred to be touched. They ascribe to the men of the preceding age a wisdom more than human, and suppose what they did to be beyond amendment.
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Bob Dylan
I think of a hero as someone who understands the degree of responsibility that comes with his freedom.
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Bible, Proverbs, XLI, 32
He that is slow to anger is better than the mighty and he that ruleth his spirit than he that taketh a city.
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James Grover Thurber
Ours is a precarious language, as every writer knows, in which the merest shadow line often separates affirmation from negation, sense from nonsense, and one sex from the other.
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Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire
When its a question of money, everybody is of the same religion.
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Lyndon B. Johnson
Jack was out kissing babies while I was out passing bills. Someone had to tend the store.
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Robert X. Cringely, InfoWorld magazine
If the automobile had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a year, killing everyone inside.
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Quintilian
Though ambition itself be a vice, yet it is often times the cause of virtues.
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R. Buckminster Fuller
A self-balancing, 28-jointed adaptor-based biped; an electro-chemical reduction plant, integral with segregated stowages of special energy extracts in storage batteries, for subsequent actuation of thousands of hydraulic and pneumatic pumps, with motors attached; 62,000 miles of capillaries....
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Victor Cousin
True philosophy invents nothing it merely establishes and describes what is.
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Tom Robbins
There exists a false aristocracy based on family name, property, and inherited wealth. But there likewise exists a true aristocracy based on intelligence, talent and virtue.
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