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Funniest Random Quotes - 19
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David Bissonette
But of all plagues, good Heaven, thy wrath can send, Save me, oh, save me, from the candid friend.
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John Fitzgerald Kennedy
If anyone is crazy enough to want to kill a president of the United States, he can do it. All he must be prepared to do is give his life for the president's.
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Christopher Lasch
Nothing succeeds like the appearance of success.
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Victor Marie Hugo
Adversity makes men, and prosperity makes monsters.
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Sophocles
One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love.
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Leon Battista Alberti
A man can do all things if he but wills them.
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Plato
The greatest penalty of evildoing - namely, to grow into the likeness of bad men.
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David Ben-Gurion
There is no more lovely, friendly, and charming relationship, communion, or company than a good marriage.
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Kahlil Gibran
Art arises when the secret vision of the artist and the manefestation of nature agree to find new shapes.
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Ronald Reagan
The little dictator who went to Moscow in his green fatigues to receive a bear hug did not forsake the doctrine of Lenin when he returned to the West and appeared in a two-piece suit. (On Daniel Ortega Saavedra)
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Harvey Mindess
Pointing out the comic elements of a situation can bring a sense of proportion and perspective to what might otherwise seem an overwhelming problem.
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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
Many people never stop to realize that a tree is a living thing, not that different from a tall, leafy dog that has roots and is very quiet.
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