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Jane Austen, Northanger Abbey, 1818
In every power, of which taste is the foundation, excellence is pretty fairly divided between the sexes.
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Robin Williams
The Russians love Brooke Shield because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.
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Sir Winston Churchill
It helps to write down half a dozen things which are worrying me. Two of them, say, disappear; about two, nothing can be done, so it’s no use worrying, and two perhaps can be settled.
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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
If you're at a Thanksgiving dinner, but you don't like the stuffing or the cranberry sauce or anything else, just pretend like you're eating it, but instead, put it all in your lap and form it into a big mushy ball. Then, later, when you're out back having cigars with the boys, let out a big fake cough and throw the ball to the ground. Then say, 'Boy, these are good cigars'
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Albert Camus
By definition, a government has no conscience. Sometimes it has a policy, but nothing more.
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Miguel de Cervantes
They can expect nothing but their labour for their pains.
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Shimon Peres
Leading the Jewish people is not easy-we are a divided, obstinate, highly individualistic people who have cultivated faith, sharp-wittedness and polemics to a very high level.
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Mickey Rooney
You always pass failure on the way to success.
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Brenda Ueland
Since you are like no other being ever created since the beginning of time, you are incomparable.
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William Makepeace Thackeray
'Tis not the dying for a faith that's so hard, Master Harry -- every man of every nation has done that -- 'tis the living up to it that's difficult.
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Dorothy Law Nolte
If a child lives with approval, he learns to live with himself.
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Henry David Thoreau
Must be out-of-doors enough to get experience of wholesome reality, as a ballast to thought and sentiment. Health requires this relaxation, this aimless life
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