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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Crazy Random Quotes - 63

Louise Erdrich

They were so strong in their beliefs that there came a time when it hardly mattered what exactly those beliefs were they all fused into a single stubbornness.


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Alan Moore, Birth Caul

In this present moment we are either smaller than we once were or else are on our knees.


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Saint Jerome

The face is the mirror of the mind, and eyes without speaking confess the secrets of the heart.


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Edwin A. Robinson

Are you to pay for all you have with all you are?


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Alan Valentine

For thousands of years, father and son have stretched wistful hands across the canyon of time, each eager to help the other to his side, but neither quite able to desert the loyalties of his contemporaries. The relationship is always changing and hence always fragile nothing endures except the sense of difference.


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Ausonius

If you are a terror to many, then beware of many.


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Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.

Cowardice asks the question - is it safe? Expediency asks the question - is it politic? Vanity asks the question - is it popular? But conscience asks the question - is it right? And there comes a time when one must take a position that is neither safe, nor politic, nor popular; but one must take it because it is right.


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Herbert Spencer

A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and through the nose of the gentleman.


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Edgar Allan Poe

I have great faith in fools -- self confidence my friends call it.


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James Earl Jimmy Carter, Jr.

You have given me a great responsibility to stay close to you, to be worthy of you and to exemplify what you are.


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Taylor Hanson

When you want something, it's not that easy. You have to know what you want and keep going for it.


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Oscar Wilde

It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.



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