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George Bernard Shaw
If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.
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F. Scott Fitzgerald
At 18 our convictions are hills from which we look At 45 they are caves in which we hide.
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Pable Casals
I am an old man, but in many senses a very young man. And this is what I want you to be, young, young all your life.
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William Shakespeare
Mine honour is my life both grow in one take honour from me and my life is done.
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Eric Ambler
For the skeptic there remains only one consolation: if there should be such a thing as superhuman law it is administered with subhuman inefficiency.
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Norman Thomas
The secret of a good life is to have the right loyalties and hold them in the right scale of values.
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Jean Anouilh
The true masters of the art of living are already happy if they are not unhappy.
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Thomas Jefferson
I have the consolation of having added nothing to my private fortune during my public service, and of retiring with hands clean as they are empty.
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Sophocles
Wisdom outweighs any wealth.
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Edward Gibbon
History is indeed little more than the register of the crimes, follies and misfortunes of mankind.
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Kenny Ausubel
Each of us has a spark of life inside us, and our highest endeavor ought to be to set off that spark in one another.
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George Santayana
The body is an instrument, the mind its function, the witness and reward of its operation.
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