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Gordon Parks
The guy who takes a chance, who walks the line between the known and unknown, who is unafraid of failure, will succeed.
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Robert Frost
Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper or your self-confidence.
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Johnson
One of the amusements of idleness is reading without the fatigue of attention, and the world, therefore, swarms with writers whose wish is not to be studied but to be read.
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William Shakespeare
Love all, trust a few. Do wrong to none.
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Emma Goldman, Living My Life, 1931
The free expression of the hopes and aspirations of a people is the greatest and only safety in a sane society.
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William James
The essence of genius is to know what to overlook.
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Woody Allen
You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.
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William James Lampton
Same old slippers, Same old rice, Same old glimpse of paradise.
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Charles Scribner, Jr.
Language is the soul of intellect, and reading is the essential process by which that intellect is cultivated beyond the commonplace experiences of everyday life.
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Margaret Hilda Thatcher
I'm not a good butcher but I've had to learn to carve the joint. People expect a new look.
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William H. Walton
To carry a grudge is like being stung to death by one bee.
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Nelson Henderson
The true meaning of life is to plant trees, under whose shade you do not expect to sit.
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