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Aphra Behn
Variety is the soul of pleasure.
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John Maxwell
The Depth of your Mythology is the Extent of your Effectiveness.
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Karl Shapiro
The good poet sticks to his real loves, to see within the realm of possibility. He never tries to hold hands with God or the human race.
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Robert Ingersoll, “What Must We Do To Be Saved?” (1880)
If we are immortal it is a fact in nature, and we are not indebted to priests for it, nor to bibles for it, and it cannot be destroyed by unbelief.
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Gene Oliver
When the student is ready. . . the lesson appears.
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Oprah Winfrey
If you neglect to recharge a battery, it dies. And if you run full speed ahead without stopping for water, you lose momentum to finish the race.
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Laurence J. Peter
Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder.
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Socrates, Phaedrus, sct. 275
You are providing for your disciples a show of wisdom without the reality. For, acquiring by your means much information unaided by instruction, they will appear to possess much knowledge, while, in fact, they will, for the most part, know nothing at all; and, moreover, be disagreeable people to deal with, as having become wise in their own conceit, instead of truly wise.
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Simone de Beauvoir, The Second Sex (1950)
It is not in giving life but in risking life that man is raised above the animal; that is why superiority has been accorded in humanity not to the sex that brings forth but to that which kills.
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Krishnamurti
It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society.
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Lillian Hellman
It it not good to see people who have been pretending strength all their lives lose it even for a minute.
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H. R. Schaffer, O Magazine, May 2003
There is…nothing to suggest that mothering cannot be shared by several people.
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