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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Silly Random Quotes - 42

Linda Festa on the origins of Christianity

What if there had been room at the inn?


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Mahatma Gandhi

As long as you derive inner help and comfort from anything, keep it.


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Susan S. Taylor

Occasionally, I have to think like myself to remember where I put something.


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Chinese Proverb

Better to light a candle than to curse the darkness.


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Author Unknown

Acknowledgment - If you wish your merit to be known, acknowledge that of other people.


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Will Rogers

Politics is applesauce.


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Jill Eikenberry

You have to hang in there, because two or three years later, the gremlins will return your child, and he will be wonderful again.


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Mother Theresa

We can do no great things, only small things with great love.


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Oscar Wilde

Women love us for our defects. If we have enough of them, they will forgive us everything, even our intellects.


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Paul Sadler

As members of the Body of Christ, each of us have been endowed with a special measure of grace to use in His service. Paul develops this theme in Romans where he states 'For as we have many members in one Body, and all members have not the same office So we, being many, are one Body in Christ, and ever one members one of another. Having then gifts differing according to the grace that is given to us, whether...ministry, let us wait on our ministering or he that teacheth, on teaching Or he that exhorteth, on exhortation he that giveth, let him do it with simplicity he that ruleth, with diligence he that showeth mercy, with cheerfulness.


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Thomas Huxley

The strongest man in the world is the man who stands alone.


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Sextus Propertius, Elegies

Absence makes the heart grow fonder.



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