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Silly Random Quotes - 42
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Linda Festa on the origins of Christianity
What if there had been room at the inn?
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Mahatma Gandhi
As long as you derive inner help and comfort from anything, keep it.
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Susan S. Taylor
Occasionally, I have to think like myself to remember where I put something.
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Chinese Proverb
Better to light a candle than to curse the darkness.
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Author Unknown
Acknowledgment - If you wish your merit to be known, acknowledge that of other people.
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Will Rogers
Politics is applesauce.
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Jill Eikenberry
You have to hang in there, because two or three years later, the gremlins will return your child, and he will be wonderful again.
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Mother Theresa
We can do no great things, only small things with great love.
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Oscar Wilde
Women love us for our defects. If we have enough of them, they will forgive us everything, even our intellects.
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Paul Sadler
As members of the Body of Christ, each of us have been endowed with a special measure of grace to use in His service. Paul develops this theme in Romans where he states 'For as we have many members in one Body, and all members have not the same office So we, being many, are one Body in Christ, and ever one members one of another. Having then gifts differing according to the grace that is given to us, whether...ministry, let us wait on our ministering or he that teacheth, on teaching Or he that exhorteth, on exhortation he that giveth, let him do it with simplicity he that ruleth, with diligence he that showeth mercy, with cheerfulness.
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Thomas Huxley
The strongest man in the world is the man who stands alone.
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Sextus Propertius, Elegies
Absence makes the heart grow fonder.
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